Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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