We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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