So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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