So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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