She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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