bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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