So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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