You're a womanizer and a bitch.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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