Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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