therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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