I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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