god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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