I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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