Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
tell me about the fingering
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