Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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