I just cut my nipple shaving
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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