Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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