love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize