is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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