Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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