Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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