Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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