i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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