Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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