a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize