Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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