thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Bring me that man meat
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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