we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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