maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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