But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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