I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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