Whod you bang
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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