And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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