She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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