your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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