You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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