hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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