we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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