Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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