I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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