She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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