So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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