Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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