Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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