The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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