do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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