...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
another moral hangover. fuck.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
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I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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