In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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