Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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