I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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